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Humor is in the eye of the beholder. These are some Apple's of my eye.
These are some humorous stories, jokes, or allegories. Humor is a window into someone's soul... and here's a glipse into mine.
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Humor • [48 items]

12 Days of Microsoft Christmas
Older Windows 95 humor about the 12 Days of Christmas

Application to date my daughter
Application to date my (imaginary) daughter.

Army sayings
Pithy one liners... because more than that, and they have to think too hard.

Backwards Compatibility
The US Standard railroad gauge (distance between the rails) is 4 feet, 8.5 inches...

Bad Days
If you think you're having a bad day, think of these poor sods...

Bar and Monkey
Guy goes into a bar, and brings his monkey...

Bill Clinton visits Jr. High
Bill Clinton is visiting a school and asks if anyone can give him an example of a "tragedy"....

Bumper Stickers
Bumper Sticker Philosophy/Humor/Insights.

Carpe Donktum
A twitter troll (Carpe Donktum) summed up the leftist outrage mob by imagining responses to Trump tweeting the picture of a horse.

Children's Books
"You Were an Accident" and other not-so-popular Children's books.

Corporate Zodiac
Astrology tells us about you and your future simply by your birthday. This is the Coporate Zodiac.

Deep Thoughts
Funny observations and Deep Thoughts

Family Feud
Real Answers from contestants on the Family Fued.

Glad I'm a Man/Woman
Man, I'm glad I'm a man, man. Tell you the reason I am... (and the Woman's response) (humor)

Good luck Mr. Gorsky
Parable about Neil Armstrong, Mr. Gorsky and Every dog has its day...

Grace of God
This guy would get up every morning, and fart hellaciously and loudly/proudly to the annoyance of his wife...

History of Medicine
Doctor, I have an ear ache, "Here, eat this root." ....

How to get ahead in business
H A R D W O R K = 98%, A S S K I S S I N G = 118%


Admiral and Marine
Navy Pilot loses his ear, becomes admiral, and looks for an aide-de-camp

Poking fun at nerds and computers.

Experts warn of the 100GB bug - And you thought Y2K was bad!

Died in the service
To those that died in the service...

Just a burger
I invited a friend to go for a burger, then added, "just a burger". He was OK with it... but perplexed by the clarification.

Lemon Pickers
"Lemon Pickers Needed,” read the ad in the newspaper.

Libertarian Joke
Libertarian humor: Die Statist!

Martha Stewart
From the Desk of Martha Stewart...

Nihilistic Security Questions
What is the name of your least favorite child? When did you stop trying?

Sarah was in the fertilized egg business with ten roosters to fertilize the eggs, and how it relates to Politicians.

Olaf and the old lady
One day it's raining and Olaf the Viking goes shopping at a supermarket.

Organization Humor
The police are British, The chefs Italian, The mechanics are German, The lovers are French, and it's organized by the Swiss.

PETS - People for the Ethical Treatment of Software
People for Ethical Treatment of Software (PETS) announced today...

Pet Shop Monkey
A tourist walked into a pet shop and was looking at the animals on display. Someone said, "I'll have a C-monkey please"....

Shell Script
There's a joke amongst programmers, "if you don't leave me alone, I'll replace you with a very small shell script".

Shit Happens
Shit Happens: a phrase as old as I am.... using humor to understand the truth.

Short Books
Books that would be short, based on their oxymoronic titles; French Hospitality, Popular Lawyers, Amish Phone Book.

Smoking arrest
Smoking arrest... I noticed the cop watching a woman smoking a cigarette while gassing up her car...

T-Shirt Philosophy; I'm Not 30. I'm $ 29.95 Plus Tax. Familiarity Breeds Children. Disregard Last T-Shirt.

Tandem Story
In-class Assignment for Wednesday : Today we will experiment with a new form called the tandem story....

Taxes and Beer
An allegory about how progressives pay for their Beer and the obvious outcome.

The Cannibal and the New Yorker
A Frenchman, an Englishman and a New Yorker were captured by cannibals...

Things to think about
Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines... and other things to think about. .

Useful Facts
(Not so) Useful Facts: Elephants are the only animals that cannot jump.

Walkie Talkies
If the person who created walkie-talkies named everything...

Warren:Annie get your gun
Shallow-fake satire of Warren singing, "I'm An Indian Too", from "Annie get your gun" (1950).

Who's in charge?
All the organs of the body were having a meeting, trying to decide who was in charge....

Why ask why?
Why isn't phonetic spelled the way it sounds? And other such oxymoronic observations.

You're living in the 21st Century when...
You have 5 passwords, and can only remember one... You read this entire list, and kept nodding and smiling.


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Main Page
The root of all evil... and the home page for this website.

List all the articles that have work to be done on them.

Wisdom is what you get, when you didn't get what you wanted.

Tags: Main Page  TBD  Wisdom

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