Humor is in the eye of the beholder. These are some Apple's of my eye. | These are some humorous stories, jokes, or allegories. Humor is a window into someone's soul... and here's a glipse into mine. |
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Humor • [48 items]
Army sayings
Pithy one liners... because more than that, and they have to think too hard.
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Bad Days
If you think you're having a bad day, think of these poor sods...
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Carpe Donktum
A twitter troll (Carpe Donktum) summed up the leftist outrage mob by imagining responses to Trump tweeting the picture of a horse.
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Children's Books
"You Were an Accident" and other not-so-popular Children's books.
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Corporate Zodiac
Astrology tells us about you and your future simply by your birthday. This is the Coporate Zodiac.
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Family Feud
Real Answers from contestants on the Family Fued.
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Glad I'm a Man/Woman
Man, I'm glad I'm a man, man. Tell you the reason I am... (and the Woman's response) (humor)
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Grace of God
This guy would get up every morning, and fart hellaciously and loudly/proudly to the annoyance of his wife...
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Admiral and Marine
Navy Pilot loses his ear, becomes admiral, and looks for an aide-de-camp
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Computer
Poking fun at nerds and computers.
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100GB
Experts warn of the 100GB bug - And you thought Y2K was bad!
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Just a burger
I invited a friend to go for a burger, then added, "just a burger". He was OK with it... but perplexed by the clarification.
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Lemon Pickers
"Lemon Pickers Needed,” read the ad in the newspaper.
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No-Bell
Sarah was in the fertilized egg business with ten roosters to fertilize the eggs, and how it relates to Politicians.
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Organization Humor
The police are British, The chefs Italian, The mechanics are German, The lovers are French, and it's organized by the Swiss.
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Pet Shop Monkey
A tourist walked into a pet shop and was looking at the animals on display. Someone said, "I'll have a C-monkey please"....
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Shell Script
There's a joke amongst programmers, "if you don't leave me alone, I'll replace you with a very small shell script".
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Shit Happens
Shit Happens: a phrase as old as I am.... using humor to understand the truth.
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Short Books
Books that would be short, based on their oxymoronic titles; French Hospitality, Popular Lawyers, Amish Phone Book.
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Smoking arrest
Smoking arrest... I noticed the cop watching a woman smoking a cigarette while gassing up her car...
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T-Shirts
T-Shirt Philosophy; I'm Not 30. I'm $ 29.95 Plus Tax. Familiarity Breeds Children. Disregard Last T-Shirt.
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Tandem Story
In-class Assignment for Wednesday : Today we will experiment with a new form called the tandem story....
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Taxes and Beer
An allegory about how progressives pay for their Beer and the obvious outcome.
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Things to think about
Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines... and other things to think about. .
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Useful Facts
(Not so) Useful Facts: Elephants are the only animals that cannot jump.
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Walkie Talkies
If the person who created walkie-talkies named everything...
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Who's in charge?
All the organs of the body were having a meeting, trying to decide who was in charge....
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Why ask why?
Why isn't phonetic spelled the way it sounds? And other such oxymoronic observations.
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Main Page
The root of all evil... and the home page for this website.
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TBD
List all the articles that have work to be done on them.
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Wisdom
Wisdom is what you get, when you didn't get what you wanted.
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Tags: Main Page TBD Wisdom
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