Libertarian Joke

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Libertarian humor: Die Statist!
Oh, you're a Libertarian? What kind of Libertarian are you? Free-market or Socialist? Paleo-libertarian or neo-libertarian? Chicago or Austrian school of economics? Hayekian or Rothbardian? Consequentialist or deontological? If you fail any of those litmus tests, then "Die Statist!"
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~ Aristotle Sabouni
Created: 2022-04-14 

While walking home one evening I came upon a man standing at the edge of a bridge, about to jump.

“Wait!” I yelled, and ran over to see what was the matter

“It’s this country,” he lamented. “It’s falling into ruin and there’s nothing I can do about it. I don’t want to live on this planet anymore.”

“Cheer up,” I said. “We’re all in this together. Say, are you a liberal or a conservative?”

“I’m a libertarian,” he said.

“Me too!” I exclaimed. “See, you’re not alone. Are you a free-market libertarian or a libertarian socialist?”

“Free-market libertarian,” he said.

“Same here!” I said. “Paleo-libertarian or neo-libertarian?”

“Paleo-libertarian,” he said.

“Hey, so am I! Chicago or Austrian school of economics?”

“Austrian,” he said.

“Me too! Hayekian or Rothbardian?”

“Rothbardian,” he said.

“Same as me! Consequentialist or deontological?”

“Consequentialist,” he said.

“Die, statist!” I yelled as I pushed him off the bridge....

💭 Did I say joke? I meant sad truth.
Hey, if you could compromise away your beliefs you'd be in one of the other parties. And if you didn't care, you'd be a moderate or independent. So the big-L Libertarians can be a little nuts on this stuff. Like Democrats with their litmus tests, only with a triple digit IQ.


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