Grace of God
This guy would get up every morning, and fart hellaciously and loudly/proudly to the annoyance of his wife...
Created: 2019-10-20
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This guy would get up every morning, and fart hellaciously and loudly/proudly to the annoyance of his wife.
His wife kept warning him, "If you keep pushing that hard, you're going to fart your guts out".
He'd laugh and ignore her... and see if the next morning would be a new record in tone or stench.
Well, she got up early on Thanksgiving morning and had the giblet out of the Turkey, and thought of a little practical joke.
So she snuck upstairs and snuck them into the shorts of her flatulating husband and waited for the hilarity.
Eventually, she heard him stirring and his morning trumpet blow.... then she heard, "Oh Gawd.... OH MY GAWD"... (and was laughing to herself)... but then it got very quiet. She was getting worried as it had been quite a while... and she was thinking of going upstairs and checking on him, when she hears him tender footing it down the creaking stairs.
He came into the kitchen, with a ghostly pallor, and said, "OMG honey, you were right... I farted my guts out..."....
She was stifling a laugh...
Then he said, "But by the grace of God, and with the help of these two fingers ✌️... I got them all back inside and seem to be OK".
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Tags: Humor
