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Corporate Zodiac | Astrology tells us about you and your future simply by your birthday. This is the Coporate Zodiac. | Astrology tells us about you and your future simply by your birthday. This is the Coporate Zodiac -- it intuits who you are by the career choices you made. Not completely scientific, but more scientific and accurate than predictions based on where the Earth was in it's orbit when your mom pooped you out. |
Deep Thoughts | Funny observations and Deep Thoughts | Funny observations and Deep Thoughts |
Family Feud | Real Answers from contestants on the Family Fued. | Real Answers from contestants on the Family Fued. Name something Red: My cardigan. A sign of the zodiac: April. A part of the body beginning with 'N': Knee. And other such brilliant observations. |
Glad I'm a Man/Woman | Man, I'm glad I'm a man, man. Tell you the reason I am... (and the Woman's response) (humor) | Man, I'm glad I'm a man, man. Tell you the reason I am... (and the Woman's response) (humor) |
Good luck Mr. Gorsky | Parable about Neil Armstrong, Mr. Gorsky and Every dog has its day... | Parable about Neil Armstrong, Mr. Gorsky and Every dog has its day... (it's an urban legend, but a cute one). When Apollo Mission Astronaut Neil Armstrong first walked on the moon, he not only gave his famous "one small step for man, one giant leap for mankind" statement... but later made the enigmatic remark "Good luck Mr. Gorsky." This is why... |
Grace of God | This guy would get up every morning, and fart hellaciously and loudly/proudly to the annoyance of his wife... | This guy would get up every morning, and fart hellaciously and loudly/proudly to the annoyance of his wife.... until she decided to play a practical joke |
History of Medicine | Doctor, I have an ear ache, "Here, eat this root." .... | Doctor, I have an ear ache: 2000 B.C. - "Here, eat this root."... 1985 A.D. - "That pill is ineffective, take this antibiotic."... 2000 A.D. - "That antibiotic is artificial. Here, eat this root!" |
How to get ahead in business | H A R D W O R K = 98%, A S S K I S S I N G = 118% | IF: A=1, B=2, C=3, ... X=24, Y=25, Z=26 THEN: H A R D W O R K = 98% but A S S K I S S I N G = 118%... People that say they want more than 100% aren't really asking for hardwork, knowledge or positive attitude... they want bullshit or maybe a little ass-kissing. |
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Humor/Admiral and Marine | Navy Pilot loses his ear, becomes admiral, and looks for an aide-de-camp | Navy Pilot loses his ear, becomes admiral, and looks for an aide-de-camp... the Marine Sergeant Major wins, because of his superior skills of observation and diplomacy. |
×Cheat sheet
This section contains some links to help explain how to use the #ask
syntax.
- Selecting pages describes how to select pages and build conditions
- Search operators lists available search operators including those for range and wildcard queries
- Displaying information outlines the use of printout statements and formatting options
Format
- broadtable format
Input assistance
Input assistance is provided for the printout, sort, and condition field. The condition field requires to use one of following prefixes:p:
to fetch property suggestions (e.g.[[p:Has ...
)c:
to fetch category suggestionscon:
to fetch concept suggestions
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