This is the winter of our discontent...
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Memes/Seasonal/Winter • [23 items]
 November is MY MONTH! Now back in your sleigh, fat boy! And wait your turn!
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 Bad Santa Nipples: stop nursing the elves.
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 My kids say they want a cat for Christmas. Normally I do a turkey but hey, if it'll make them happy...
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 Christmas Lights are like Jeffrey Epstein: they don't hand themselves!
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 I celebrate Christmas, not "Holidays!"
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 Here's my Christmas Tree... in my shed. Because it's still November!
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 Lawyer: I'll ask you again, sir! Did you call my client a ho, 3 times, in a crowded shopping mall?!?!
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 Festivus Sweater.
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 It's not Christmas until Hans Gruber falls off Nakatomi Plaza.
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 We will cross a frozen river, to kill you in your sleep, on Christmas! Totally not kidding. We've done it.
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 Kermit: Obama voters are like Christmas lights... They all hang together, half of them don't work, and the ones that do, aren't very bright.
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 Before you mock people that believe in Santa, remember how many believe in Obama.
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 Santa tee-shirts gone bad.
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 Santa Venn Diagram.
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 Dear Santa, bring me what I want for XMas, or Prancer is next!
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 Now I have to kill you.
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 Starbucks is unkind to polar bears.
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 Jesus: I'm not healing your fucking hangover. (Happy New Year!)
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 Santa: liberal or conservative? 5-6 Conservative.
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 Not a creature was stirring... because I ate him.
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 Santa wears a thong?! TMI.
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 Brian Williams: there I was at the manger...
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 Witch and Turkey, "Stay in your lane, Santa!"
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