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Memes/Seasonal/Fall • [41 items]
 9th circuit overturns Trump's Turkey Pardon!
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 Trigger Treat: Alec Halloween
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 November is MY MONTH! Now back in your sleigh, fat boy! And wait your turn!
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 Came in like a butterball!
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 How to eat Candy Corn.
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 It'll soon be Halloween, so time to prepare some yummy treats. I like to dip Brussels sprouts in chocolate.
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 Here's my Christmas Tree... in my shed. Because it's still November!
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 There's no place like Chrome for the Hollandaise...
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 Church Pumpkin Carving Contest
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 Welcome Mr. Columbus, did you know that my Cousin Liz just got fired for being pregnant!?
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 Guy dressed as death: Are you on your way to a Halloween party, too? Death: Um... actually, neither of us are.
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 No Candy for Bigoted Children. No Indian, Soldiers, Cops, Pirates, Princesses, or Superheroes for Halloween. The ministry of fun and tolerance has spoken.
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 Halloween: I'm going as a former gifted child. Then when people ask what I'm supposed to be, I can say, "a lot of things".
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 Stop dressing up as Bill Clinton and Harvey Weinstein! Political Cartoon by A.F. Branco
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 The neighbors don't like my Halloween decorations, for some odd reason. (Skeletons putting a body in a coffin).
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 Yoda on Halloween (use the force).
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 Jehovah's witnesses don't celebrate Halloween? I guess they don't appreciate random strangers coming to their door.
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 The secret is that I only use local children (in my witches brew).
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 I lost my leg in nom!
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 Father of Pardoned Turkey denies that Trump helped.
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 Kids dressed as Pumpkin knocking on Peter Peter's house...
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 Pumpkin puking its guts out!
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 I spilled my Pumpkin Spice latté, and now a bunch of ants are making brunch plans and doing yoga!
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 Bad Pumpkin: come at me bro!
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 Now that's a big bird.... it's OK, they all voted first.
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 You only love us for our breasts. (I'm more a leg man myself)
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 Demand dolphin-free cranberries this Thanksgiving!
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 Guess this means no candy!
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 Blind man's bluff; "moo!"... the Chik-Fil-A is strong with this one.
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 Wizard of Oz: I meant stuffing from the Turkey...
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 Shot my first turkey today. Scared the shit out of people in the grocery store.
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 Where is that Turkey Lamp?
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 You've had enough sun Ralph... you're done.
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 Star Wars: Thanksgiving v. Black Friday.
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 And thank you lord for sparing us from Hillary Clinton.
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 Sunbathing Turkey dinner.
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 Trick or Treat! Pocahontas? Bitch, I'm Elizabeth Warren!
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 Turkalien! Alien Turkey for Thanksgiving (or chicken for the rest of the year)... nom nom.
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 Reagan pardon's Turkey: un-smooth.
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 Something is up, the Farmer just unfriended me on Facebook.
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 Witch and Turkey, "Stay in your lane, Santa!"
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