I like Movies... and I like mocking them.
~ Aristotle Sabouni |
Memes/Movies • [31 items]
 The difference between California and Titanic is that the Titanic went down with its lights on.
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 The real pole dare... (Chrismas Story).
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 Not mad at Disney over unrealistic ideas about men. I'm more annoyed that no matter how much I sing, the woodland animals have never helped with the housework.
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 How the world sees Clint Eastwood... and how Clint Eastwood sees the world.
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 Let me get this straight... Charlton Heston only recognizes earth when he sees the Statue of Liberty? This Astronaut didn't notice the apes spoke English, or the moon? (Planet of the Apes).
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 Group of teens help an ill-tempered hockey goalie overcome tragic loss of his mother. (Friday the 13th).
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 Americans finally bother to learn a foreign language. (Arrival)
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 Paranoid billionaire afraid of illegal immigrants. (Batman vs. Superman, 45)
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 Soldier on drugs fights Nazi's with a frisbee. (Captain America)
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 A wise-cracking boiler technician teaches high school students to believe in their dreams. (Nightmare on Elm Street)
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 A bald guy teams with a bald guy to kill a bald guy. (Fast and Furious)
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 Noseless guy has an unhealthy obsession with a teenage boy. (Harry Potter)
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 Boy spends 7 years being a 3rd wheel. (Harry Potter)
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 Older Sister ruins younger sisters chances to appear on TV. (Hunger Games).
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 After losing his father, a young boy joins a hippie group and becomes a vegan. (Lion King)
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 Group spends 9 hours returning jewelry. (Lord of the Rings trilogy)
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 Girl pretends to be a guy to be taken seriously. (Mulan)
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 Leonardo DiCaprio wander a wasteland in search of an Oscar.
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 A guy learns to love a girl without her instagram filters. (Shrek)
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 Gorgeous queen (that looks exactly like Charlize Theron) is so mentally ill that a mirror tricks her into thinking Kristen Stewart is prettier than her. (Snow White)
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 A young man forcibly binds other men and photographs them for money. (Spiderman)
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 Rich girl lets poor man freeze to death. (Titanic)
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 Grumpy Emo chick ponders whether she wants to shag a corpse or a dog... over several years (and movies). (Twilight).
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 Adorable trash can and flower pot force fat people to walk. (Wall-E)
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 reenactment of Epstein committing suicide! (Rambo chokes out guy).
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 Don't let Sean Connery teach your dog to sit.
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 The moment you realize that the Empire had a national reserve... (Star Wars).
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 Can we Star Wars fans (born between 1981-1996) be called Millennial Falcons? Only if we get to be called Generation X-Wing...
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 That Trump man said he'd pull them troops out of Syria... and just like that, them Democrats decided they like those wars... (Forrest Gump)
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 How much faith do you have in the human race? I look both ways at a roundabout. (Thor)
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 The ending we all wanted... (Blade meets Twilight).
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