Straws

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Few things demonstrate ignorance based virtue signaling like counter-productive anti-science Straw Bans.
Few things demonstrate ignorance based virtue signaling like counter-productive anti-science Straw Bans.
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Memes/Issues/Straws • [32 items]

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80% Straws coming to California.

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They cannot take our freedom, but not our Bendy Straws! (Braveheart)

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Democrats approve border wall after shocking photo of Mexican smuggling straws into California.

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Concealed Carry in California (hidden straws).

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California Senator Kevin "Ghost Gun" De Leon, discussing his next ban (assault straws).

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Standard Capacity Magazine loaded with straws: A double felony in California.

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Come and take it (Plastic Straw Style).

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California man uses a 3D printer to manufacture Ghost Straws.

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The left is grasping at straws to control us.

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HE'S GOT A STRAW!

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Plastic Straw: I need it for my juice box (little girl running from a cop).

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Child Separations: my parents were arrested for having plastic straws! WAAA! Political Cartoon by A.F. Branco

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Clint Eastwood: Do you feel thirst, PUNK?

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New California "Strawless" cup... a baby's bottle.

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Hey California, what if an illegal alien uses a straw in a sanctuary city?

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Semi-automatic assault straw dispenser.

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Q: Drugs?

A: Plastic Straw

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Don't sip on me.

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California: Straw free zone near schools.

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Straw Irony: no plastic straw sign above trays of plastic cutlery.

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Stat of California classifications: (1) Ghost Straw (2) Pistol grip straw (3) Low profile straw (4) High Capacity straw (5) Armor piercing straw

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How to trigger a Californian. (Bend plastic straws into an assault rifle)

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Straws: standard capacity, assault style, high capacity, California compliant.

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Straws (Jaws poster).

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Now that we've banned plastic straws, I guess I'll just have to drink my frappacino through this assault rifle.

StrawsAtBBQ.jpg
"911? The neighbor are using straws at their BBQ"

TheLastStraw.jpg
Cat: this is the last straw!

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I didn't choose the thugs life, the thug life chose me. (Kid with crazy straw).

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Super illegal AR-15 modification in California: adding a sippy straw.

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Possible AR-15 modifications: Straw Bayonet.

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Undercover straw: it looks like a hypodermic needle (which California distributes for free).

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"Hey kid, you wanna buy some straws? I got bendy ones with stripes" (Drug deal).

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