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What we eat or drink, how we eat, or who we eat, this mocks them all.
What we eat or drink, how we eat, or who we eat, this mocks them all.
  Diet, Drink, Vegetarians
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~ Aristotle Sabouni

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Memes/Food/Diet • [40 items]

AOCRibbedCondoms.jpg
AOC: Ribbed Condoms don't taste like real ribs.

AndADietCoke.jpg
"... and a diet coke please.}

Anorexia.png
Beating Anorexia T-Shirt on a fat guy!

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Baby: Damn Tacos...

BaconSeeds2.jpg
I want to grow my own food, but I can't find bacon seeds.

BakedPotatoPoo.jpeg
You had one job: don't make my baked potato icon look like a poo emoji with sunglasses.

BeefOrEggs.jpg
My friend said she wouldn't eat Beef Tongue it came from a cows mouth... so I gave her eggs.

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CatForChrismas.jpg
My kids say they want a cat for Christmas. Normally I do a turkey but hey, if it'll make them happy...

CatWatchesFoodChannel.jpg
When your cat watches too much Food Network.

CauliflowerTastes.jpg
Cauliflower taste like someone at a dozen hardboiled eggs, waited an hour, farted into the dirt, then the far lovingly for 2 months until it grew into a fart flower, harvested it on the hottest and ripest day of the year, then boiled it for 13 hours.
ChainEatingSmoking.jpg
Sometimes the stress of being a kid would get me to chain-eat a whole pack!

CookLonger.jpg
If people make you sick, cook them longer. (Hannibal Lecter Wisdom)

CookingSocialism.jpg
Cooking tips: too much butter, flour, egg, sugar, baking soda, communism.

Craving5guys.jpg
Jeffrey Dahmer: Craving 5 guys before it was a restaurant.

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EggSalad.JPG
EggsGreiving.jpg
IsWineAFruit.png
Does wine count as a serving of fruit?

LocalChildren.jpg
The secret is that I only use local children (in my witches brew).

MathFood.jpg
McRibDeadbeatDad.jpg
The McRib is the dead beat dad of fast food. It comes around once a year and we're all supposed to act excited.

Nemo.jpg
Finding Nemo (Sushi).

Peptolupa.jpg
Peptolupa: Taco Bell.

PineapplePizza.jpg
An Italian-America is being held down and forced to watch in horror as pineapple is added to a Pizza for the first time ~ 1914 Brooklyn, NY.

PizzaOnPineapple.jpg
Pizza on a Pineapple.

PoohGetsStuck.png
Pooh gets stuck (needs more fiber).

PotLegalizedInSouth.JPG
RealChickenOnMenu.jpg
SoylentGreenDelicious.jpg
Soylent Green: it's not just people... it's delicious.

SpamBreakfast.jpeg
StonehengeButter.jpg
Is that butter?
No, it's Stonehenge.
I can't believe it's not butter!

TDayDinnerPlate.jpg
TacoDaddies.jpg
I was never a woman who wanted or needed a "Sugar Daddy"... but if "Taco Daddy" was a thing, my life might have taken a drastic turn...

TinkerTacoBells.jpeg
Tinkerbell... and her cousin Tacobell!

Turducken.JPG
TurkeyLover.jpg
UnicornMeat.jpg
Canned Unicorn Meat.

WhatDidYouEat.png
What did you eat? (Outhouse melted)

YouAreWhatYouEat.jpg
You are what you eat. Fresh Idiot (Kinki fish)

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Memes/Food/Drink • [24 items]

BalognaSeltzer.jpg
BarInShower.jpeg
The doctor told me to put a bar in the shower! So I did.

BernieFreeDrinks.jpeg
Bernie Sanders walks into a bar and yells, "Free drinks for everyone!".... "who is buying?"

BoatsAndAlcohol.jpg
Child: Mom, what's an alcoholic? Mom: See those two boats over there? An alcoholic would see four. Child: but mom, there's only one boat. Mom: Fuck.
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CoffeeCat.jpg
You haven't had enough coffee until you can thread a sewing machine while it's running.

CoronavirusLyme.jpg
Decaf.jpg
DrunkWivesMatter.jpg
Drunk wives matter!

DunkingCookies.jpg
When I dunk my cookies I think of you... and I hold them under until the bubbles stop.

IsWineAFruit.png
Does wine count as a serving of fruit?

JD-Listerine.JPG
Jack Daniel's Listerine? I'd have to retrain my muscle memory to not reflexively swallow.

JackSalad.jpeg
When life is hard, but you're trying to eat healthy.

KissForWhiskey.jpg
Me: thanks for all you do for me *leans in for a kiss*.
Liquor Store Clerk: can you just pay for the whiskey?!

ManRape.jpg
What if rape rules applied the other way? Did you bring a man home a drunk man and take advantage of him?

MargaritaThinkingAboutme.jpg
I wonder if there's a margarita out there somewhere, thinking about me too?

MtnDew.jpg
Mountain Dew: the sports drink for gamers! And coders.

OutOfCoffeeTequila.png
Ran out of coffee, substituted tequila. Everyone is so pretty today.

SoberDriversGunControl.jpg
Let's reduce drunk driving by taking away cars from Sober drivers! (The root idea of gun-control)

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TacoBell.jpg
Taco Bell: also open when you're sober!

TomatoWisdom.jpg
Knowledge is know a tomato is a fruit

Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad
Philosophy is wondering if a Bloody Mary counts as a smoothie

WaffleHouse.jpg
Waffle House: because it's 2am and you're drunk!

WaterBeers.jpg
Funny how it seems impossible to drink 8 cups of water a day, but 8 beers and 7 shots in 2 hours goes down like a fat kid on a seesaw.

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Memes/Food/Vegetarians • [36 items]

2Ads1Kiosk.jpg
Probably shouldn't put these 2 ads, on the same rotating Kiosk. Is anyone else hungry?

BabyCarrot.jpg
A rare picture of a scared baby carrot, moments before being devoured by a vegan! #StopVeganCruelty

BaconPussy.jpg
Pig being slaughtered to stop eating bacon? I still eat pussy after seeing a kid being born.

BaconSeeds2.jpg
I want to grow my own food, but I can't find bacon seeds.

CauliflowerTastes.jpg
Cauliflower taste like someone at a dozen hardboiled eggs, waited an hour, farted into the dirt, then the far lovingly for 2 months until it grew into a fart flower, harvested it on the hottest and ripest day of the year, then boiled it for 13 hours.
ConfuseAVeganBrocoSheep.jpeg
Confuse a vegan: cauliflowersheep.

CowEatingYourFood.jpg
Dear Vegans, I killed and ate this cow, because it was eating your food. You're welcome.

ImVegan.jpg
I'm Vegan.

ImpossibleSoylentGreen.jpg
Did you know the movie Soylent Green was set in 2022? Enter, the Impossible Burger.

KrispyKremeHater.jpeg
How office violence starts: fill the Krispy Kreme box with crudités.

MakingVegans.jpg
And that's how Vegans are made.

Meatables.jpg
Arby's created "Megetables" in response to fake meat. Fake Veg's made from plants.

MyFoodPoops.jpg
My food poops on your food.

NatureEatsMeatWhole.jpg
Vegans: "I don't eat meat because I respect nature.

Nature: Hawk eating a mouse whole.

OnlyKetchup.jpg
Yeah, I'm pissed, that's not what I meant..

SideEffectOfVeganism.jpeg
Side effects of veganism are disgusting.

SteaksHigher.jpeg
The steaks have never been higher.

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VeganBBQ.png
My mouth waters at the smell of steaks on a BBQ. Do vegans feel the same when cutting the lawn?

VeganCum.jpg
You're not vegan if you swallow.

VeganFloaters.JPEG
Public toilets: the vegan left a floater.

VeganFoodDisaster.jpeg
Houston: even in a disaster, no one wants the vegan food.

VeganKabobs.jpg
Scientist confirm that vegan kebabs suck!

VeganPrank.jpg
Fun prank to play on passed-out vegans.

Vegetarian-BadHunter.jpg
Vegetarian means "Bad Hunter" in Indian.

Vegetarian-HatePlants.jpeg
I'm not vegetarian because I love animals. I'm a vegetarian because I hate plants!

Vegetarian-Nugget.jpg
I don't want to be a nugget!

Vegetarian-Periods.jpg
I had my period. I hear you eat them! (Eggs)

Vegetarian-PoorVeggies.jpeg
Poor Vegetables. (Violence)

VegetarianExplain.jpg
Canines: Explain

VegetarianFood.jpg
Dear vegetarians, if you love animals, why do you eat all their food?!

VegetarianHitler.jpg
Hitler was vegetarian too!

VegetarianMurder.png
Meat is murder. Tasty, tasty murder.

VegitarianLookingForRecipes.jpeg
Q: How do you eat these precious creatures?

A: Are you looking for recipes?

VegitarianMcDs.jpg
There is no substitute for the original...

ZucchiniSeason.jpg
Zucchini Season. Don't forget the retriever cat!



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